HELPFUL HINT

After working on a diesel tractor my coveralls

stunk, or is that stank?  Any way they smelled.

So, I run them and my cell phone through the 

washer and dryer together.

The cell phone came out nice and clean.

But did not work.  The coveralls did not

come out very clean.  But worked.

When my wife saw the coveralls, she said

I did not use enough soap.  I had only put one

soap thing in the washing machine.  I should have

put two soap things in the washing machine.

HINT:

If you are going to wash your coveralls and cell phone,

either wash them separately, or us two soap things.

THE TALE OF TWO CELL PHONES

Once upon a time two cell phones were on a shelf side by side.

One was brand new.  Never used.  Never even turned on once.

The other was old, used and abused.  It had experienced many a

phone call.  It had been very useful and appreciated by it's owner.

The new unused, not even once, cell phone decided it was smarter

than the old used one.   After all, the old cell phone talked about 

sending and receiving messages.  Unseen messages at that.  It also

mentioned things like radio frequencies, radio waves or signals,
UHF band and such foolishness.

Now the new cell phone knew that was an utter absurdity.  After 

all, it had been in existence for several months now.  And in all 

that time it had never, even once, seen one of those radio signals.

It had not felt, tasted, weighed or measured one of these so call

radio frequencies.  What foolishness.

"The fool says in his heart,

'There is no God."

(Psalms 14:1 RSV)